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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering.  17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types.  You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there.  So sit back and hang on!

Song Info & Lyrics
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The Way I Wanna Go
Luke wrote this rhythmic ballad for one of his favorite preachers, Bro Doug Moore. 
Bro Doug used to say "when I die, I want to be lying in a pool of iced tea with catfish nibblin at my toes!"
So here's to you Bro Doug!  See you again someday!

I'm just a simple preacher
From the hills of Carolina
A man of simple pleasures
In this world there ain't nothin finer
Than to gather with my brothers and sisters
Invite the neighbors over for a fish fry
Pick a little gospel music
And shout glory to the Lord on high!

When it's my time to fly
This is the way I wanna go
Lying in a pool of iced tea
With catfish nibbling at my toes

You know I like that old proverb
Don't wanna be rich or poor
A good woman and  a little good cooking
See my children gettin right with the Lord
Ol' Elijah rode a chariot of fire
What a sight that was to see
But for this old simple preacher
This is how I'd want it to be

Granny Missed the Spittoon
Washin Down a Moonpie
Brand New Fingernail
The Day I Shot You With the BB Gun
Gulf of Mexico
The Way I Wanna Go
I Work in the Garden
The Bobber Song
All I Want for Christmas is Some Potbellied Shirts
Christmas in July
Vidal Sassoon