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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering.  17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types.  You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there.  So sit back and hang on!

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Gulf of Mexico
A gem from the pile of Uncle Troy lyrics.  We believe there could very well be an element of truth
to this little rhyme as he shares his insights to a long, happy, and productive marriage.
words by Troy Alderson music by Luke George

She took the baby and the motor home
She headed south and left me all alone
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico

She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico

I tried to tell her that it wouldn't last
That sun and sand was gonna get old fast
She said I'll try it then I'll let you know
That was twenty seven years ago

She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
And 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico

But now I think there's somethin fishy goin on
She called me Sunday on the telephone
She needed money for the babies shoes
Last week the baby turned forty two

She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico

I thought I'd better go and check things out
See what that sun and that sand was all about
I found she owned three hotels and a big condo
Right there on the Gulf of Mexico

She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico

She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico


Granny Missed the Spittoon
Washin Down a Moonpie
Brand New Fingernail
The Day I Shot You With the BB Gun
Gulf of Mexico
The Way I Wanna Go
I Work in the Garden
The Bobber Song
All I Want for Christmas is Some Potbellied Shirts
Christmas in July
Vidal Sassoon