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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering. 17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types. You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there. So sit back and hang on!
Song Info & Lyrics
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering. 17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types. You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there. So sit back and hang on!
Song Info & Lyrics
Brand New Fingernail
is the lamentation of Jeffery George. He wrote it. He arranged it. He lived it.
It is his magnum opus.
is the lamentation of Jeffery George. He wrote it. He arranged it. He lived it.
It is his magnum opus.
Hit my finger with a hammer, turnin black and blue
You could hear me a screamin about a mile or two
Real pain is a comin real pain is a comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
So if you stub your toe or the wife hauls off and pops you in the nose
It just don’t compare to what I'm feelin from my finger to my toes
Smashed my thumb, whole body went numb
Swole up like a grape, wrapped up with tape
Real pain is comin, oh mommy it's comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
So if you stub your toe or the wife hauls off and pops you in the nose
It just don’t compare to what I'm feelin from my finger to my toes
Rope burn, grease burn, paper cut, or a pop knot
I'll take that any day
The pressure keeps on buildin and a buildin
and the pain won't go away
Til I get my brand new fingernail
I'm getting a brand new fingernail
Cuttin some steal, when I started to squeal
Hit my finger on the vise, and it didn’t feel nice
Real pain is comin, yeah I know it's comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
For 40 days and 40 nights
I've been takin advil by the dozens
The combination of the pain and pills
makes everything look really fuzzy
Rope burn, grease burn, paper cut, or a pop knot
I'll take that any day
The pressure keeps on buildin and a buildin
and the pain won't go away
Til I get my brand new fingernail
I'm getting a brand new fingernail
You could hear me a screamin about a mile or two
Real pain is a comin real pain is a comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
So if you stub your toe or the wife hauls off and pops you in the nose
It just don’t compare to what I'm feelin from my finger to my toes
Smashed my thumb, whole body went numb
Swole up like a grape, wrapped up with tape
Real pain is comin, oh mommy it's comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
So if you stub your toe or the wife hauls off and pops you in the nose
It just don’t compare to what I'm feelin from my finger to my toes
Rope burn, grease burn, paper cut, or a pop knot
I'll take that any day
The pressure keeps on buildin and a buildin
and the pain won't go away
Til I get my brand new fingernail
I'm getting a brand new fingernail
Cuttin some steal, when I started to squeal
Hit my finger on the vise, and it didn’t feel nice
Real pain is comin, yeah I know it's comin
No it aint rainin, I'm cryin tears of pain
For 40 days and 40 nights
I've been takin advil by the dozens
The combination of the pain and pills
makes everything look really fuzzy
Rope burn, grease burn, paper cut, or a pop knot
I'll take that any day
The pressure keeps on buildin and a buildin
and the pain won't go away
Til I get my brand new fingernail
I'm getting a brand new fingernail